a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian
emus always seemed more psychotic than stupid to me
DO NOT ENGAGE THIS BIRD
Anything from Australia will onyl be nice to you only if you have food
except the cassowary, you stay the fuck away from those demons
I keep hearing horrible things about cassowaries. Are they like Satan’s pet ostrich?
Cassowaries look as though they’re about to ask you which way the talking llama went.